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Handle a bea c
State, province, or country of residence Virginia
Gender never in question for two powerful reasons. Some men never notice I have eyes behind my glasses
Age Hurtling at light speed towards 40
Marital status whaddayathink?!? I talk about the hubby all the time.
Number and ages of kids girl, 6, and boy, 4.
Names and types of pets two wacky cats.
All degrees and granting institutions BA, econ. MBA, HR. alternate teacher licensure for career switchers. Post-bac certificate in educational technology. In short, student for life. When I retire, I want to be a student.
Social Security Number Yes, plus national ID number from columbia. Can't say the former in Spanish, and can't say the latter in English
ATM PIN spells a favorite word
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status I'm from Colombia, but don't make assumptions.
Birthday
Other Favorite punctuation: I was known as "the Hypenator" at a previous job.


Handle ac in sj
State, province, or country of residence California. Previously, PA, FL, NC, TX, MA, GA.
Gender F
Age 39. Actual Age: 51
Marital status Not married, but not single.
Number and ages of kids Ancillary parental unit to two youngsters now in their twenties.
Names and types of pets Landlord decreed that we shall have no pets.
All degrees and granting institutions BA in English Lit, FSU
Social Security Number I have one.
ATM PIN 42?
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Lapsed many years ago. My flying days are now a dim memory. Not surprisingly.
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Handle annie
State, province, or country of residence Washington, DC -- motto (really): "Taxation without Representation." I am pretty sure we don't have an official song. And I'm pretty sure if we did, it wouldn't be something I'd want to hear or sing.
Gender
Age
Marital status Not married.
Number and ages of kids None, to my great regret. Doting aunt to one (so far) child, 3-year-old girl, Meg aka The Nipper.
Names and types of pets One dog, jumbo economy size, breed indeterminate but dominant themes seem to be German Shepherd with maybe some Doberman and/or collie and/or hound of some kind. All dogs love to sniff, but he really approaches it with a work ethic, like he was bred to do it. Walking him to the end of the block takes about an hour. Luke, by name. Age also uncertain, but in February, I will have had him for 7 years so probably around 8.
All degrees and granting institutions BA, College of William and Mary
Social Security Number None. The foundation of the modern welfare state. The government issuing you a number is as Orwellian to me as them planint a microchip in your butt at birth. "They've given you a NUMBER and taken AWAY your name. Doo doo doo dooo, doo doo doo doo." (Apologies for any tune cootie implantation.)
ATM PIN The same as my weight, in the sense that it's a number I don't reveal except to lie about it.
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Drop out. Went to a couple of flight-school classes, but found out it really wasn't my thing. Switched to Heart-Attack-Preventing Beverage school, became insturment rated almost immediately,and went on to earn numerous medals and honors. It's good to find yourself, the younger the better.
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Handle Bad Sneakers (Steely Dan song title)
State, province, or country of residence Massachusetts (great place to live 7 months a year; November isn't one of them)
Gender Grandmother and kitchen contractor
Age Running in terror from the upcoming Big One, Mudge won't be alone much longer.
Marital status Happily divorced and living in sin with "S"
Number and ages of kids 2 daughters, 40 and 37. Also two beautiful granddaughters, almost 8 and almost 6
Names and types of pets None but two grandogs, a Great Dane and a Mastiff. When I retire I want to get an African Grey parrot.
All degrees and granting institutions Sadly no, one year completed (history major) before getting pregnant and dropping out. Many courses taken through the years in an attempt to finish my degree, my biggest regret and one I may yet rectify.
Social Security Number Since moving, not even sure where the card is.
ATM PIN Yeah, right.
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Well, I've been tested for it, but I'm not certified.
Birthday
Other Favorite punctuation: I love them all except for the semicolon.



Handle bc
State, province, or country of residence Dazed & confused
Gender Sex: A life-affirming activity, to partake in as often as possible. And sometimes involving a person other than myself (i.e. my spouse).
Age Physically, younger than Mudge, older than sparks. emotionally, 12.
Marital status whatever she says it is.
Number and ages of kids Three girls; 15, 12, 6. don't be fooled; it only sounds like I have 30 kids.
Names and types of pets Nautilus and Virginia
All degrees and granting institutions BS in Ruler Trajectory Arresting from Our Lady of Inadvertent Flatulence
Social Security Number 666
ATM PIN
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Member of the 420 Mile High Club, and awarded gold Astronaut wings (ret.).
Birthday
Other Hair: Migrating from my scalp down over
my ears and neck to my back Eyes: Still working Distinguishing marks/features: Wouldn't *you* like to know? (Note that I did not use the word "Shamu" here.)


Handle bigcranky
State, province, or country of residence Tar Heel state
Gender one or the other
Age over 21
Marital status M.
Number and ages of kids 1, 16
Names and types of pets
All degrees and granting institutions BA, economics, The College of William and Mary in Virginia, some time ago
Social Security Number yup
ATM PIN I never remember that
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status "When I was young and foolish, I did foolish things."
Birthday
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Handle byoolin
State, province, or country of residence Canadian living in WV
Gender m
Age 44, but ever-increasing, it seems.
Marital status married
Number and ages of kids 1, 16
Names and types of pets Laszlo, Beans and Miss T, all cats
All degrees and granting institutions Celsius, Fahrenheit, Kelvin, Rankine
Social Security Number 9 digits, as is my SIN
ATM PIN Prefer 10-pin.
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Afeard of heights.
Birthday Annually.
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 I really thought this page would alphabetize itself by our handles.



Handle College Parkian
State, province, or country of residence Maryland, American in Miniature
Gender Malaclemys terrapin
Age 40-something
Marital status Married but Ms.
Number and ages of kids 23, 20, 13; F, F, M As mary Poppins quips, "practically perfect in every way"
Names and types of pets Complicated, but one steady one is Spark Plugian, the wonder poodle.
All degrees and granting institutions BA Philosophy/BS Biology; from Santa Clara (of Brandy-the-Bra Chastain-fame, DeeDee "Eyebrows" Myers, Kurt "Glasses" Rambus, and Steve Nash aka Haircut-Fund boy; MS from UMCP in Environmental Policy, random and assorted other courses, interrupted by death of two advisors and fun stuff like soccer and PTA.
Social Security Number The next prime number
ATM PIN Hey, I talk to tellers!
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Will fly with Pat aka Fo4 anytime.
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Handle Curmudgeon
State, province, or country of residence Formerly Waldorf, MD. Now: somewhere east of the sun and west of the moon. Maybe New Mexico, Maybe Arizona, Maybe...Nevada? I'm not sure. I'm very thirsty, and there's this mirage on the horizon...
Sex Not in a very, very, very long time. But if it helps any, I lost my virginity to a serving wench out in the stable behind the coach house we stayed at near Little Storping-upon-Grimsley while Geoffrey (that's G. Chaucer, Esq., comptroller to the King) and I were leading a pilgrimage to Canterbury. Boy, let me tell you, you never forget your first serving wench.
Age Not exactly sure, but upper three digits. Anything over 700, you tend to stop counting.
Marital status Married, 24 years to this one.
Number and ages of kids Five: 40, 37, 26, 23, 20. Ten grandchildren ranging from 16 to 1.5 years old. Two sons-in-law, one daughter-in-law. Family title: Grand Patriarch.
Names and types of pets None presently. Formerly was master of the hounds, which in this case were three West Highland White Terriers. Some previous experience with a minature schnauzer inherited from my brother's ex-girlfriend, and in my youth had lots of cats. Now highly allergic to felines.
All degrees and granting institutions Let's see if I can remember them all:
--S.S. degree (Squire of Scribetology), Lincolnshire School of Scribes, Jesters and Tinkers, 1356 (Go, Mighty Fighting Ink-Stained Wretches!)
--Two semesters, Alchemy and Introduction to Lead-Based Transmutation of Metals, Sept., 1410--May, 1411. Flunked out for failure to memorize the periodic table of elements (earth, wind, fire and water; I kept forgetting wind). Also flunked Elements of Hermeticism and Introduction to Rosicruscianism. University of Gottingen, Lower Saxony. (Go, Mighty Fighting Lower Saxons!)
--B.S., Dick Cheney Fellow of Interrogation and Advanced Torture, Torquemada College, Palencia, Castile-Leon, Spain, 1480. Majored in Rack. Asked to leave master's program for suggesting "Iron Maiden" would make a good name for the school choir. (Go, Mighty Fighting Hammers of God!)
--A.A., Abacus Repair, DeVry University (correspondence program). Florence, Italy, 1621.
--B.A. Swashbuckling, Dread Pirate Roberts School of Buccaneering, College of the Spanish Main, Trinidad Campus, 1702. (Junior Year Abroad Program, Barbary Coast Community College, Tunisia.) (Go, Ye Mighty Fighting Heathen Swabbies!)
B.S. Journalism, Temple University, 1969 (Go, Owls!)
Social Security Number 000-00-0006 (I'm very old)
ATM PIN 00000000000000000000002 (I'm very old)
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Honorably discharged circa 1979. Distinguished Flying Cross, Distinguished Service Medal, Bronze Star, Oak Leaves, Oregano Leaves. Flew as wingman to the legendary Richard Bong. Two tours, Blue Angels. Bailed out at 37,000 feet over Muroc Air Force Base dry lakebed during aborted air brake testing program of the discontinued XJ-96 during preparations for Operation Bogart Blunt. May have been responsible for accidentally burning down Pancho Barnes' place, but not sure--it was all kinda hazy.
Birthday
Other Hair: Salt-and-pepper. Pepper seems to be decreasing. But who am I to complain? Salt is very appropriate, being an old one.
Eyes: Yes
Distinguishing marks/features: Marked resemblance to Robert Redford. Scars from slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. Old harpoon wound.


Handle dbG
State, province, or country of residence Land of a thousand Cheesesteaks (No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,...)
Gender F
Age Old enough to be hounded by AARP, young enough not to bite.
Marital status The past is what it is. Happily dating.
Number and ages of kids n/a
Names and types of pets dbG's dogz: CG Cutter (*Cutter*), black lab, 8.5-14 years old, but who knows, OH farmdog stray from the shelter. Emma rose, black lab, 3 next month, from a lab rescue.
All degrees and granting institutions B.A. (History), small rural college in PA, B.S. (ComSci), small rural college in Ohio, M.S. (CompSci), Miami-OH Typical Admin/DBA technical certs, CISA.
Social Security Number My best friend's sister's +17
ATM PIN Which account?
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Driving is bad enough!
Birthday
Other


Handle dmd (uncomplicated and uncreative - that is me)
State, province, or country of residence Ontario/GTA (says softly so as not to antagonize), provincial song - no official song but a really lame unofficial song, On-tar-i-ary-o, anyhone over the age of kindergarten has enough self esteem to refuse to sing.
Gender female, but seriously lacking in domesticity.
Age 43
Marital status Married happily but with big pot holes, newly repaved.
Number and ages of kids 3 - girls;
Names and types of pets One dog (collie, shephed, husky) named after an animal in a Tim Allen Chirstmas movie, or a celestial body.
All degrees and granting institutions BA (Law/History) from the Other university in Ottawa. Merits of distinction from the Campus Pub.
Social Security Number Not
ATM PIN I would give it out but only works if you deposit money.
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Hesitant Trainee, gave up when discovered a fear of heights.
Birthday June 30, 1963
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Handle Dooley
State, province, or country of residence RoVa
Gender Gotta check on that...
Age 37
Marital status Yes, ma'am
Number and ages of kids 1,10
Names and types of pets Molly (half husky, half "whoever sneaked in and knocked up mamma when no one was looking") fizzgig 9St. Bernard), cats MoJo JoJo and Seahorse (don't ask), hamster Sonny
All degrees and granting institutions BA - Geology, Carleton College; PhD-Paleontology, LSU
Social Security Number Forgot to take that card out of my pocket when I went diving
ATM PIN Mrs. D does not reveal that information to me
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Got a call from Homeland security when I tried to get that license.
Birthday
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Handle dr
State, province, or country of residence of mind, otherwise Alberta but my heart is in Saskatchewan
Gender sure
Age younger than springtime, and old enough to know better
Marital status 28
Number and ages of kids 26, 25, 22 Males. I tried to rent them out when they were younger, but never had any takers. Now that they have ripened up nicely, they are being snapped up.
Names and types of pets
All degrees and granting institutions bachelor degree from school of hard knocks
Social Security Number It's the same as Pat's!
ATM PIN If I were a rich man...
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status But the ophthalmologist said I didn't have glaucoma.
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Handle ebtnut
State, province, or country of residence Old Line
Gender Malaclemys terrapin
Age Even older than Mudge
Marital status Yes, ma'am
Number and ages of kids Not that I know of.
Names and types of pets Bobby (large economy size tabby)
All degrees and granting institutions U of Mudder, B.A. in Urban Studies
Social Security Number Does it matter? will there be anything there when I'm ready?
ATM PIN Some of these, some of those
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status The IFR hood kept giving me claustrophobia
Birthday February
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Handle Ivansmom
State, province, or country of residence I'm an Okie
Gender I am woman, hear me roar.
Age 46, when functioning optimally
Marital status Yep. Ms.
Number and ages of kids one Boy, ten (also known as the malignant agent of Chaos)
Names and types of pets 3 black Labs, formally named Dexter, Mandark, Kodak (they have "labs," see?), known collectively as Those Go***mn Animals. wild snake in attic.
All degrees and granting institutions B.A., B.Mus, Rice; J.D. Harvard
Social Security Number I have one.
ATM PIN I didn't get to choose this number.
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status In possibly my most atypical boomer characteristic, I have no experience - even though I was invited to the parties.
Birthday August 30, 1960
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Handle Jack
State, province, or country of residence Palmetto
Gender fixed
Age old enough to know better, nearly golden
Marital status very happily
Number and ages of kids three: 13, in the throes of transecence, eldest girl; 10, realising that her sister's fate will soon be her own, middle girl; 6, all boy, WFO; all, along with Ms. Jack, are the center of my life.
Names and types of pets
All degrees and granting institutions B.A., biology, Potsdam (N.Y.); M.Ed., Queens (Clt., N.C.)
Social Security Number washed in laundry countless times
ATM PIN rusty
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Ace (ret.)
Birthday June 25, 1957
Other


Handle Jumper
State, province, or country or residence Hitler City
Gender M
Age 30 in 1984
Marital status s
Number and ages of kids 2
Names and types of pets Trouble the Border cross, and Racoona the cat
All degrees and granting institutions UF AA
Social Security Number 9 digits
ATM PIN variation on a number
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Senior Pilot, semi-retired
Birthday I forget (really!)
Other World psychedelic fusion music



Handle kbertocci a/k/a Reader (archives only)
State, province, or country of residence south Florida
Gender distaff and proud of it
Age 48
Marital status married, forever and ever
Number and ages of kids one daughter, 19
Names and types of pets one small black cat with white whiskers, Lilith a/k/a Lily (It's not my cat! It's my daughter's cat!)
All degrees and granting institutions B.A. in Education and French (well, that explains a lot...) from Tufts University 1980
Social Security Number ***-**-****
ATM PIN four random numbers
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Ground crew only; I keep my feet firmly on the ground and occasionally break out the semaphore flags to guide one of the pilots in and ensure safe landing.
Birthday March 12, 1958
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Handle Kerric
State, province, or country of residence AB, CA
Gender male
Age old enought to know better young enough not to care
Marital status not likely
Number and ages of kids see previous
Names and types of pets baby fire-drake
All degrees and granting institutions 97 farenheit
Social Security Number lost
ATM PIN changed
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status good, able to fall from the sky
Birthday Late November 1981
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Handle l.a. lurker
State, province, or country of residence as in "l.a."
Gender as in "la"
Age mid30s
Marital status no
Number and ages of kids nada
Names and types of pets I am responsible for watering the mosquito fish in the little backyard pond (I live in a guest house behind a house). Their number depends on the snacking habits of local raccoons and how recently I've chlorine-burnewd them by over-watering. (Not planning to upgrade to higher animals for a while.)
All degrees and granting institutions b.a. bay area farm; m.a., almost ph.d., from the other institution that plays at the rose bowl 9and looking forward to the humor of a diploma signed by the governator).
Social Security Number yes
ATM PIN always based on a previously memorized number, otherwise I cannot be held responsible.
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status worrying that the diet dr pepper I'm currently drinking may cause a false positive.
Birthday August 31
Other


Handle mo
State, province, or country of residence 6 miles from DC on the VA side
Gender the one that sits to potty
Age solidly mid-30's (tho i like to think i look younger - i certainly ACT younger)
Marital status ummm... NOT!
Number and ages of kids none that I know of
Names and types of pets Aristotle (1 1/2 year old black cat mutt mix); Napoleon (unknown age snake king/corn hybrid); Sid Fishous (recently RIP - blue tetra)
All degrees and granting institutions B of Fine Arts NYU (experimental theatre/minor in photography) in the process of a MFS (forensic science from GWU in computer forensics
Social Security Number i can only remember my last 4
ATM PIN and i can never remember this one!
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status none - what do you want? a pp test?
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Handle mostlylurking (ironically)
State, province, or country of residence Born and raised in western PA, then to DC area, then Seattle, then VA, MT, TX, Seattle (for good, apparently)
Gender Mom (and a bit of a mother hen)
Age 50 something
Marital status Married
Number and ages of kids 1 son, 25
Names and types of pets stray black cat, sadly no horses
All degrees and granting institutions Georgetown u dropout (major: Russian), many computer sciency courses at various colleges; no degree - always 3 years to go
Social Security Number A big one with my name on it, I hope!
ATM PIN I can never remember
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status retired, woud gladly grow my own if it was legal
Birthday February 1952
Other Favorite punctuation: The dash - I happily use the hyphen (and parentheses)



Handle omni
State, province, or country of residence none: I live and play in DC (I'm taxed but not represented)
Gender XY
Age Too old to rock and roll, too young to die
Marital status nope
Number and ages of kids see Marital Status
Names and types of pets I wish I had a cat and a dog, damned landlord
All degrees and granting institutions AA from BCCC
Social Security Number Playing it safe with a 401K, a pension, and a Roth IRA
ATM PIN assigned
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Makes me too paranoid to fly
Birthday July 20, 1962
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Handle Pat
State, province, or country of residence Fairfax, VA
Gender Male
Age 41
Marital status Married, 17 years
Number and ages of kids 15 yo girl, 11 yo girl, 9 yo boy, 4 yo boy
Names and types of pets black cat: Onyx, black & white cat Cookie, box turtle Shelly, Box turtle (missing right eye) Seemore.
All degrees and granting institutions George Mason dropout
Social Security Number 123-45-6789
ATM PIN ****
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Expired Jan 2006, application for renewal still pending
Birthday January 25, 1965
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Handle PLS (my initials, not very creative)
State, province, or country of residence Virginia since '97 (originally South Carolina)
Gender Female vixen
Age 27, a mere babe in the woods
Marital status Yes
Number and ages of kids my precious 2-year-old daughter
Names and types of pets
All degrees and granting institutions B.A., economics, cum laude with departmental honors, Hollins University; J.D. expected May 2007, Washington College of Law at American University
Social Security Number check
ATM PIN Don't you hate those fees?
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status You know? I am actually going to have to get a glaucoma test at the optometrist this Saturday when he "checks" my new contacts! something about that doesn't seem right. What tare the odds of a 27-year-old having glaucoma?
Birthday September 15
Other


Handle Raysmom
State, province, or country of residence

NoVa
Gender

XX
Age

Younger than 'Mudge, older than Scotty
Marital status

Married
Number and ages of kids

One spoiled dog
Names and types of pets

See above
All degrees and granting institutions

B.S. SUNY-B
MBA, Cornell (please don't hold it against me!)
Social Security Number

check
ATM PIN

See Post-It beside computer
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status

Brief stint as test-pilot; retired
Birthday

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Handle Scottynuke (the Permanently Confused) aka the Ineffective Deputy Shop Steward
State, province, or country of residence MD (what *Tim said)
Gender Yes
Age Younger than "Mudge but older than mo and eons older than sparks
Marital status
Number and ages of kids Less than a baker's dozen that I know of. The age range spans the voting age requirement.
Names and types of pets Murphy (DLH feline approaching incontinence); Nathanne/Queen of the Mews (tabby); Stella/Round Cat (rotund tabby); Midnight / butthead / Punkinhaid / A----le (black tabby with inferiority complex compounded by severe rottenness)
All degrees and granting institutions BA English/Jounalism, University of Nude Hampsters
Social Security Number Greater than 2piR
ATM PIN Am not a tailor, but am in possession of several residual straight pins from dress shirt purchases.
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Permanently grounded due to fear of flying.
Birthday September 3, 1967
Other



Handle Shrieking Denizen
State, province, or country of residence the other federal capital, Haute Maine
Gender The heavy one
Age 50
Marital status Living in sin since '84.
Number and ages of kids 2 pony riding witches and 1 fungi. 19, 17, and 12 yo
Names and types of pets Anthracite "Anthrax" the old lab and Chrysotile "Chryso" the cat, varied rasboras, corydoras, tetras and other colourful fish. We've been feeding birds for so long that the year along trusty residents are like pets to us, so I add tens of chickadees, tens of cardinals, 2 pairs of hairy woodpeckers, a pair of downy woodpeckers, pairs of regular and red-breasted nuthatch, a bunch of mourning doves and a flock of blue jays. The crows do not trust us even if we feed them the good stuff such as mice I catch in the draughty old house.
All degrees and granting institutions B.Applied Sc. and M.Sc. (Metallurgy) from the institution founded by the first Bishop of Nouvelle-France in 1663.
Social Security Number 9 digits
ATM PIN
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status
Birthday August 22
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Handle slyness
State, province, or country of residence Tarheel
Gender Failed
Age Old enough to retire with full benefits
Marital status In last and happy marriage
Number and ages of kids F 24, F almost 21
Names and types of pets Australian Shepherd (dog), 1981-1993 RIP
All degrees and granting institutions BA English, UNC-Charlotte, MUA (That's a masters in Urban Administration), UNC-Charlotte
Social Security Number not available
ATM PIN Never can remember which one it is...
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status totally inactive, not my scene
Birthday
Other



Handle superfrenchie (Please note that SuperFrenchie, with 2 caps, is the formal name and is to be used exclusively in rants and insults. I care about my dignity!)
State, province, or country of residence Maryland, United States. has also lived in Louisiana.
Gender Nationality: European.
Age It's Le SuperFrenchie! Very noticeable even when wearing traditional superhero attire of underwear over tights.
Marital status >0 Married with hot [censored] babe, but always open to suggestions (please send pic with email). note: married in 5 minutes by the Justice of Peace in Las Vegas at a cost of $35, which included $30 to bribe the witness.
Number and ages of kids 3 officially recognized children, ages 18, 15 and 5. names are Raphael, Vanessa and Sophie. Costly but worth it!
Names and types of pets Minou (2005), Minette, and Caramelle, all supercats.
All degrees and granting institutions Teacher's degree, from a freedom university.
Social Security Number 1 59 05 10 387 005 12 (no seriously!)
ATM PIN 4957, but why do you wanna know?
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Revoked, after officials learned of my membership in the Rocky Horror Picture Show Official Fan Club.
Birthday
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Handle Sciencetim/Tim/StorytellerTim occasionally: ConceptualTim, TravelerTim
State, province, or country of residence Maryland, the Free State, the Mid-Atlantic State with a Truly Appalling State song
Gender maleepsilon
Age >0
Marital status 1 ScienceSpouse, no others
Number and ages of kids >0, >0 (that's not an emoticon, that's mathematical shorthand).
Names and types of pets Cats. Dog. Snake. Fish(es). names too numberous to enumerate.
All degrees and granting institutions B.A., M.S., PhD. from Johns H.'s Diploma Mill and Medical Device Factory
Social Security Number yeah, right
ATM PIN more humor!
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status I never paid my tuition, so I never go to start flight training.
Birthday June 18, 1962
Other




Handle SonofCarl
State, province, or country of residence Prairie Rose Province, arch-nemesis of the GTA, source of N.A.'s energy independence, scourge of planetary ecosystems, Saskatchewan on steroids, B.C. on methadone
Gender life-affirmer
Age Under 40, but long past "cool"
Marital status M. Ever notice that marital is an anagram of martial?
Number and ages of kids 1,1
Names and types of pets
All degrees and granting institutions B.Comm, LL.B. (Alberta)
Social Security Number Foreign, remember? BTW, did you know that the corporate tax rate in Alberta is 34%?
ATM PIN Is there someone caught in an ATM machine in a burning building? (Seinfeld reference)
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status assigned to Project Blue Book; file Classified.
Birthday May 11
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Handle TBG
State, province, or country of residence Born in the District of Columbia (none of the above, please note); raised in Northern Virginia
Gender Mom
Age Still in my 40's
Marital status Married to DBG (but not the boodle's dbG)
Number and ages of kids Son of G (18); Little G (13)
Names and types of pets Molly, the fat cat
All degrees and granting institutions Lotsa BS, Poli Sci, large state cow college
Social Security Number 000-00-0001
ATM PIN Hat or stick (or lapel)
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Funny you should ask...Retired
Birthday December 22
Other Favorite punctuation: The semi-colon



Handle Wilbrod (the Gnome)
State, province, or country of residence Indecision, Confusion, Cockayne
Gender No.
Age Younger than 'Mudge, but everybody is, except Robert Reford. Mo thinks I'm younger than her. Could be. Not.
Marital status Not.
Number and ages of kids N/A. don't keep goats.
Names and types of pets None. I do have a service dog that owns me.
All degrees and granting institutions BA Biology, Gollyurdeaf U. I'm supposed to ahve one? Uh-oh. you never saw me, okay? (Ducking back into cupboard). Give
Social Security Number Give me yours, so I can figure out what this strange american term is supposed to be.
ATM PIN
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status This licensing program doesn't exist in Cockayne. For a glimpse of this fair land: www.intofinert.com/htmlimg
Birthday
Other



Handle Wilbrodog
State, province, or country of residence Boredom. When will this computer get smell-o-rama?
Gender Neutered
Age Two winters old, as the natives say.
Marital status Sure, like the law allows me to marry.
Number and ages of kids Kids? Where?
Names and types of pets Wilbrod (a high-maintenance gnome)
All degrees and granting institutions CGC, american Kennel Club; HHB; Achenblog. Body temperature: 101 Farenheit.
Social Security Number Not allowed by law. I still have to do taxes when I turn 4, though. www.dogware.com/1040-DOG.htm
ATM PIN I don't handle pins. Only pencils, pen, chocolate bars, clothes, etc.
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status Again, not allowed by law, although there are some dogs who have been busted as illegal test pilots in Canada, although I don't know how you can tell if a dog's too happy and spaced out. www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2006/09/06/bc-dogs-marijuana.html?ref=rss
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Handle

Jumper
State, province, or country of residence

Hitler City
Gender

M
Age

30 in 1984
Marital status

s
Number and ages of kids

2
Names and types of pets

Trouble the Border cross, and Racoona the cat
All degrees and granting institutions

UF AA
Social Security Number

9 digits
ATM PIN

variation on a number
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status

Senior Pilot, semi-retired
Birthday

I forget (really!)
Other

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Names and types of pets
All degrees and granting institutions
Social Security Number
ATM PIN
Glaucoma Test Pilot License Status
Birthday
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These questions were based on a survey taken in November 2006 and is for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.


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